I am a total beginner golfer - what is the best starter set of clubs I can get?

Go to the closest golf club to your home where there is a professional running a shop. Tell him you're new and ask if he has a second hand set that will suit you. A good golf Pro will make sure they are the right shaft flex and have the correct grips for your stature. You can start with a half set but take advice as to the type of putter and type of driver you start with. Don't be surprised if after 12 months and a drop in handicap you feel the new to buy a new set. Quite normal, but by then you will have a better idea of whats what. Also ask the Pro which type of ball will suit you best. Some of these items depend on your age and flexibility. Good luck and enjoy your golf. It's a great game and only the course can beat you!!!